imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom
I was laughing at this so hard that rachel got mad at me
it’s time to reblog this again
A sign in the small town of Hell, Michigan.
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER
tumblr user corporal-ribeye is my never ending source of laughter and inspiration for eruri stuff
(basically i drew this post)
forbidden from one another
a war divides their people
and a mountain divides them apart
build a path to be together
yeah i forget the next couple lines but then it goes
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
The best joke there ever was.
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
i’m laughing more than I should, hahaha shit
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,